kill-natalie:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.

(via little-the-wiser)

muggleland:

if you’re cute don’t hit on me if u live in fricken narnia i will literally punch u in the face

(via popixima)

(Source: nowaclubpenguinblog, via mermaidjunkie)

lonelywhiteasian:

i asked my dad for a text post idea and he said “how about telling them to stop wasting their lives on a menial blogging site and get a job”

(via spongebobisbeyonce)

I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm they ruin everything

(Source: holosene, via when-th3-sun-g0es-down)

lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

(via spongebobisbeyonce)

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

(via spongebobisbeyonce)

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

(via spongebobisbeyonce)

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

(Source: ameliaxpond, via the-krusty-crew)

Popcorn Face Warming Cat

(Source: onlylolgifs, via absolutely-wankered)

lordcaliborn:

i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like

no

no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no

(Source: ectobiologist, via amermaidsmystictail)