i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.
if you’re cute don’t hit on me if u live in fricken narnia i will literally punch u in the face
i asked my dad for a text post idea and he said “how about telling them to stop wasting their lives on a menial blogging site and get a job”
I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm they ruin everything
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT